Thursday, November 4, 2010

Getting Reved Up

Thanksgiving Fog - Albany, NY - 09, Nov - 02
by Sebastein b. via Flickr
What? It's November 4th? But, isn't it October something? Like October 4th?

Amazing.

Thanksgiving, Orcas Island
by Peiro Sierra via Flickr

First I would like to send a shout out to Pam at Gingerbread Snowflakes for including me in her post yesterday on all the great crafts and projects for the holiday season. Click here to go see all the fun. Thanks Pam!

Is it approaching. Pam reminded me via her email yesterday morning that there are 52 days until Christmas. That means it's 51 days now. Yikes! I better get it together.


Autumn is on its way !*
by AmUnivers via Flickr

Pam's post references a stained glass stand-in project I did earlier this summer as a possible Christmas craft. As a matter of fact, I have all the supplies for doing just that sitting on the table in my playroom.

Dust pan kitten 2
by Dan Coulter via Flickr

Yes, just sitting there. For the past month. Quietly collecting dust. Sigh. I'll get to it.


Traffic jam next to Siam Paragon in Bangkok
by UweBKK via Flickr

The problem is that I'm not really sure how this blogging during the holidays will go for me, this being my first holiday season with a blog to feed and water. I spend at least an hour and a half every day (on "normal traffick days") just driving to and from work and Zippy's school and I generally work 9 hour days with a 12 hour day thrown in about once a week, just for fun. I know, lots of you fabulous folks do way more than that and I envy your "got-it-togetherness."

Additionally, I do two Christmases a year: one at work for the patients (with all the decorations and crafts and special events) and one for my personal life. So I'm usually fried to a holiday crisp by mid-December. My thoughts have always been that if I can just get to December 23rd I can coast from there. Inevitably, I lapse into a coma Christmas night on the couch at my in-law's house. This year, because things have already been so busy, my creative juices just aren't flowing like they usually do (which is normally just a trickle anyway but I do what I can). And because we have a big event at Zippy's school this Saturday, guests coming, and a project at church, there's a pretty good chance it will be next week before I bob to the surface here.

 
AEDM journal, week 1
by tallasiandude via Flickr

I'm not complaining- it's just the way things are in my world. I'm not one of those prodigious worker bees who some how manage to accomplish 36 hours of work in 24. My days seem to have more like 18 hours! And seriously, at least some part of every day must be reserved for snuggling, even if it's only 30 minutes. I need to spend that time with my gang, catching up, bouncing ideas, making plans, telling jokes... all that cool and important stuff. No matter what else is happening, my family is my number one priority.


Snuggle
by zorbs via Flickr

I worry that y'all will give up on me and I really do crave your visits and comments. So bear with me- I do have some fun things to share with you this holiday season. It's a joyful time. We'll just see how it goes. Check back soon for a holiday version of the faux stained glass- the same but a little bit different.


Dead motherboard - bad capacitors?
by gpshead via Flickr

If you become a follower, you'll get the newests posts. Plus, today's project is seeing if I can add an RSS feed. Oh so techie!


So be cool, hang in there, don't panic, and let's get this holiday party started!!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Lady Bug Lady Bug - Get Out of My Home!


Close-up of a flying ladybug
by Luca5 via Flickr Creative Commons

When we looked at our home, as potential buyers, on a very cold day in January, we saw a lady bug or two and gosh golly weren't they cute!

Ladybug
by Mamboman1 via Flicker Creative Commons

We looked at our house a second time and sure enough, there they were-- a couple cute lady bugs. OK, six-- but they're so cute.

Ladybug on a rail
by Automania (Mike) via Flickr Creative Commons

When we did the walk through before we closed on our house on an even colder March day of the same year, you guessed it- a cute lady bug- or two- in every room.

And then one warm spring day ...

via BlogTo

...they were every where.

And so our introduction to home ownership, complete with the discovery that sometimes your castle is not your own.

So let's talk about the annual autumn invasion of the ladybugs.


Marienkäfer ladybug 080606 027
by Jurgen Mangelsdorf via Flickr Creative Commons

Some people will tell that the ladybugs currently being such an invasive pest are not ladybugs as we know them but a beetle from Asia.


STOP    STOP    STOP


Let's get this straight:
Yes, they are ladybugs.




All ladybugs are beetles.
(Sorry, didn't mean to yell.)



(It's OK, no pop quiz today).


Living things in our world are ordered and classified in a hierarchy based upon their similarities to and differences from each other, a system called taxonomy (hang in there with me).

 Here's how that classification breaks down:


The largest, broadest groups are divided into kindgoms and there are only five groups at this most basic level (animals, fungi, plants, etc). Each level is further subdivided into increasingly specific classifications.



Lady Beetles belong to the Class Insecta, obviously, which is where both bugs and beetles reside. There is a difference.


Bugs fall within the Order Hemiptera (half wings), beetles fall within the Order Coleoptera (sheathed wings). And all ladybugs fall within the Coccinellidae family.




So for our ladybugs, or more scientifically correct- lady beetles, the break down is:



There are over 5,000 species of Coccinellidae, with about 400 in North America alone. The species that is our pest in question is the Harmonia axyridis...



... the multi-colored Asian Lady Beetle.



Or the Harlequin Beetle, or the Halloween Lady Beetle (because it shows up at your doorstep in October).


The Multicolored Asian Lady Beetle does not come in one color and spot configuration but can look just about any ol' way it wants to in any ol' color it pleases. Look for an "M" or "W" on its "head" to identify it as our culprit.


Ladybug at home
by Mr Savoury via Flickr Creative Commons

Ladybugs are ferocious predators, feeding on aphids, mealy bugs, and other garden pests and new species were introduced by the US Department of Agriculture between the 1960's to 1990's in an effort to control pests of agricultural crops.


Additionally, lady bugs have been sold to home gardeners...


Live Ladybugs
by limbo via Flickr Creative Commons

...but don't fall for this: just because you release a pound of lady bugs in your garden doesn't mean they will stay in your garden, happily munching on your aphids. Ladybugs do, after all, have wings and they generally just fly away. Sorry. My thoughts are to use flowering plants in and around your garden, such as dill, cilantro, yarrow, cosmos, coreopsis, and scented geraniums, that are naturally attractive to ladybugs for their pollen, which ladybugs eat as well.


The Asian Lady Beetle specifically, however, first appeared in Louisiana and may have arrived on cargo ships docking in New Orleans. She does not appear to have any natural enemies in North America and so went forth and multiplied. They laid eggs,



and then they hatched.

by Commox Valley Naturalists Society

I know! Freaky, right? The ladybug larvae are just as varied as the adult. Since our lady is a beetle it undergoes complete metamorphosis, which means that the larval stage looks nothing like the adult.


Just like butterflies. (Insert smiley face here!!)

Immature Ladybugs
by jillmotts via Flickr Creative Commons

And like a butterfly, which goes through several "molts" called instars, the ladybug larvae does so as well, growing larger with each instar.

ladybug pupa
by myriorama via Flickr Creative Commons

After a few weeks of growing, the ladybug will then become a pupa. It will attach itself to a secure hiding spot and appear to fall asleep. During its nap, the lady bug begins to change shape and looks something like an itty-bitty shrimp. 

Here is an adult that I discovered that had just wiggled it's way to freedom--



And there you are-- Lady Beetles.


Anyone know where the female ladybug is?
by Saguaro Pictures
 By the boat load.



OK, I'm sure you find this all terribly riveting but what out the eleventy-billion in your house?

Frey Creek ladybugs
by Stewf via Flickr Creative Commons

In the fall, generally a sunny warm day after a couple days of cold weather, ladybugs realize that winter is coming and they need a warm place to crash. Your house will do just fine and they arrive in literal swarms. Ladybugs are apparently attracted to sunny illuminated surfaces such as the south or west facing side of your home, where they scurry around looking for a little crevice to hide in for the winter. Ladybugs hibernate below about 50 degrees F so once they get inside the walls of your home, they are content to stay there and sleep off the summer's excesses.


Sometimes ladybugs will find their way out into the living space of your home while they are roaming around looking for water. Ladybugs do not eat your upholstery, carpet, clothing, blankets, dog food, tortillas chips, or anything else during the winter. Most ladybugs that die in your house during the winter pass on from dehydration.


Control Issues

Just sweep them out the door or suck them up in the vacuum. If you are not a catch-and-release type person, be sure to seal or discard the vacuum bag as ladybugs have been known to crawl out of the vacuum and back into your house.

Do not smash ladybugs! Ladybugs, when threatened, will release a yellow-ish fluid from their legs as a means of defense. How is this yellow-ish fluid a defensive weapon?

It stinks.

And it stains.


Have you been told that the fluid is ladybug blood? True and false. Ladybugs have what's called hemolytic fluid ("blood-like") instead of actual blood. And it stinks.


This fluid is not harmful though some folks, like yours truly, have sort of an allergic reaction. I can smell ladybugs and their hemolytic fluid when they start to stir around inside the walls in the spring. Itchy eyes, runny nose.


Eradication Issues

Not possible.

OK, that sounds bad doesn't it? Once they are in your home there is no safe way to get rid of them. Bug bombs and fumigation will kill the ones out in the living spaces but it would take a HUGE amount of chemicals to reach the ones still snuggling inside your walls. The amount of pesticide needed to do so would indeed be toxic to the ladies but to your family and pets as well. Don't do it and don't buy the snake oil.

Plus, killing off large numbers of ladybugs may attract unsavory guests such as carpet beetles which will eat the dead ladybugs and then move on to, well, your carpet and coats in the closet, upholstery, etc.

It's best to just learn to live with or ignore the ladies for the winter. We think of them as insulation.

Prevention Issues

Ladybugs get into your home through cracks. Though it can be labor intensive, especially in an old creaky house like ours, seal around the windows and other vulnerable spots with a caulk gun. The added benefit is that your home will be more energy efficient.

In the spring when the gang starts to warm up and mill around, they will show up again in the living spaces of your home in large numbers. They're lost. They're trying to get outside so open windows, raise the screens, and let them go.




When Zippy was a little tot, we spent hours hanging over the arm of the couch watching five or six ladybugs crawl around on the end table, up and down the lamp, around the edge of a book and back, or just in staggering  around in little circles. It's kind of relaxing. We learned to tell when they were about to take off and speculated as to whether or not they had a destination in mind or if they can actually steer. Seems they just leap off and hope to land some place good. My husband in particular was good at coming up with endless questions and speculations, and an occasional play-by-play of the adventure some ladybug was having that night. "Once upon a time, a ladybug went out for ice cream and she took a wrong turn....."

I would just as soon do without the annual visitors though it seems we haven't had as many recently as in past years. Maybe because there is now a huge white house on the next hill that is a brilliantly illuminated beacon on those sunny warm autumn days, outshining our now gray-painted abode, and thus attracting most of the winter get-away business. Maybe we've just gotten used to them. Who knows?

I do know that our ladybugs have given us hours of interesting conversation, especially when my dad the entomologist shows up. They were early models for my kid as she began drawing and they certainly have inspired lots of jokes at our house. And it's been fun to get to know them as part of this fabulously surprising world we live in. So next time you see one, exclaim, "Oh look, a ladybug!" and then just have fun watching.

Thanks for bearing with me on this long post and I do hope you'll visit again.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Scary Cat at Our House


Smudge.

She's the Alpha Dog at our house.
Aloof but loving under her own terms.
She can rub against our legs.
When she feels like it.

Sometimes we can pet her-
on the head, behind the ears, but not the back.
Sometimes she lets me pet her all the way down her tail,
giving it a little twirl,
but she better be in front of a full bowl of food when I do.

Always maintain eye contact with her,
so you can see that split second burst of light
right before she turns around and slashes you.

Sexy psycho serial killer.
No mouse too small,
no dog too big, no bird too fast.
Huntress.
Queen of the Coyotes.

Thirteen years of living outside
has made her slick and wily.
Her fur is thick and rich.
We're all little afraid of her and
approach her with deference and respect.
And caution.

Smudgie the Cat.
Our Alpha Dog.



Monday, October 25, 2010

Chicken Dip



I've always loved, and given a work out to, my big red crock pot. The past several weeks we've been without a source of gas for the stove (more on that in a few days) so the ol' crock pot has been doing extra duty. I was in a bit of a quandary when a recent family get together required my bringing a couple of dishes and someone had already signed up for veggie and fruit trays. Then I remembered this great dip recipe from a co-worker.

There are four basic ingredients plus an optional fifth:




2 large cans of chicken breast
1 cup of Ranch
8 oz cream cheese
2 cups of cheddar
Tabasco or other hot sauce to taste, optional
       (You could omit the Tabasco and use Jalapeno Ranch instead)




Rinse and drain the chicken breast. Using two forks, shred the chicken.

Put all of the ingredients into your crock pot and cook on high for 20 minutes. Stir frequently to get everything all nice and melty and mixed.

 

Big Red is a  3.5 quart capacity crock pot. That's kind of big for these amounts. I actually used my Dip Master (don't you love that name) which holds 1.5 quarts.


It just barely took all of the ingredients when I put them in cold but was a good size once everything melted. The Dip Master does not get as hot as quickly as a regular crock pot so I did have to nuke the ingredients to hurry things along. If you have a big honking crock pot you might want to look for a smaller one, a Dip Master, or even a fondue pot. I promise that this dip is worth it.


Once all the ingredients are all melty and bubbly, turn the crock pot to warm and serve with tortilla chips, crackers, veggies. It does need to stay in a warm crock pot or fondue pot as the dip will begin to firm up as it cools.




Next time I make this--- crabmeat.



Now let me warn you--- this is a very rich recipe. Even though it's not shown here (because I used what I had), I would strongly encourage low-fat ingredients. Yes, yes- some folks just don't care for the taste of low-fat ingredients. That's where the hot sauce comes in handy- gives it a bit of zing.

So get that crock pit warmed up and enjoy.

See ya next time.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

A New Project To Think About- Amen Sister!!

Our church has been in the midst of a remodeling project this summer. New platform, choir risers, walnut paneling, stonework, audio-visual.... the works. New carpet is the next big thing to happen, beginning this week. But in order to put in new carpet, you have to unbolt and remove all the pews. And if you're taking out the pews, may as well go with new seating too. That means ....


... a mini pew for Chrysalis to play with! Yippee!



Zippy couldn't wait to demonstrate. Since it was a front row pew, it has the hymnal rack in front under the seat ...



... and the hymnal rack/communion cup holder on the back. Cool.


So the question is, what to do with it. We know it will need to be reupholstered and there are some minor finish issues. We don't know what the wood under the upholstery might be or if it is best kept covered. No biggie -  it is thirty years old, though our 200 year old house makes it look like modern art. I would still love to score an old pew with the neat-o carving along the ends but this particular pew is kind of special as it's the one our pastor sat in all those years. So we'll make it work.


Our philosophy on this sort of thing is to live with it for awhile (and apparently crawl under it) and see how it goes. When we bought our house, we were so gung-ho to get the remodelling under way that we made some choices that don't necessarily fit with our house. So we've learned to slow down and just see how things develop, to let the ideas ripen. Maybe that's our code for "I'm so sick of working on this house I could scream" but whatever gets you through the day.

Plus my tastes are changing from sweet pink chabby chic cottage (note the hanging quilt behind the pew and the floral rug) to something, oh, less of that and more understated. In my mind I hope that it's sophisticated but then that would be presumptuous on my unsophisticated self's part.


So I looked around to see what folks are doing with church pews.


Scherer's Furniture
Um, no.



ShelterPop
Well, I can always get excited about more room for books but am not necessarily leaning towards a bed in the foyer.



House To Home
Cute, but no eating in the foyer.


Four Sisters In A Cottage
Really sweet and pink and floral and cottage-y: all the things I like but moving in a different direction. But it is sweet.


Apartment Therapy
Yes, this is very pretty and serene. Me likey.


Colorado Cowgirls
Cowhide. Hmmm. Again, not really the look I was hoping to achieve. But interesting.



So while our new-to-us mini pew stews in its juices in the front parlor, I would love to hear your ideas. Come on sisters, let's talk colors and fabric and paints and stains and pillows.


Can I get an Amen?


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Halloween Candles, Take Two


Yesterday I shared a tutorial for this little Mod Podge Halloween votive. After trying it out, I decided that it would be just a bit too "fiddly" for the patients that I have right now so I started pondering how to get a similar look that was a bit more straight forward.

I started thinking about a post I had seen over the summer on Gingerbread Snowflakes about using Mod Podge and food coloring to make luminaries and glassware. So I went back to Pam's blog to take a look and they were just as fabulous as I remembered- hit the link here to go take a peek but don't forget to come back for my Halloween version (yes, Pam has alot of really great things on her blog and you'll be easily distracted).



Here is the "less fiddly" version that I came up with using colored Mod Podge.


You'll need:

A small candle votive
Mod Podge
Food coloring- red and yellow
Wax paper
Brush
Black scrapbook or construction paper
Small container


Clean your votive and turn it upside down on the wax paper.


Pour a very small amount - like 2 tablespoons- of Mod Podge into your little container. I used one of those Glad disposable containers that I never dispose of.


Just in case you're wondering, this project goes much more smoothly if you don't drop the cap to the food coloring into your Mod Podge. I'm just sayin' ...



I started out with one drop of red food coloring and two of yellow.


It was too light and knowing that this dries much lighter and translucent...



... I added two more red and one yellow.



And then I added some more. The total came to five red and five yellow drops of food coloring.


Start painting on the Mod Podge. Some of the folks who have done this discuss things like stippleing and other techniques to get rid of the brush marks. For this project though, I thought the brush markers could serve as the vertical ribbing on the pumpkin so I didn't worry about them and there's no need for you too either.


Once the votive was coated with a nice layer, I put the lid on the Glad container and saved it just in case.


Sure enough, it dried nice and translucent but I wanted it darker so the color would stay nice and pumpkin-y when the candle was lit. So I added a second coat.


This time I added the facial features  to the pumpkin that I cut with the CriCut. Remember, he's upside down. It's OK to coat over the facial features with the colored Mod Podge as it dries translucent.

It looks like one hot spooky mess right now, doesn't it?

Follow the same steps as before to trim the edge of the rim with an exacto knife and add glitter glue around the opening at the top.


And Wa-La!


Now he looks pretty spiffy! The color is a bit deeper with this guy than with the tissue paper votive. I suppose you could tint the Mod Podge for the tissue paper version if you wanted but that seems kind of redundant. Maybe it would give some vertical pumpkin ribbing. Oh man-- now I have to make another one to see .....




There is definitely a difference in texture between the two versions.

Now, because I just have to play with the possibilities, I made another version using plain old Elmer's Glue.


I didn't use as much food coloring (start with two red and four yellow) and the colors right away appeared to be brighter. I knew from a test patch that I did the other day that the white glue does not dry as translucent as the Mod Podge when tinted so I held off with the facial features and let the first coat dry completely.


The white glue tries translucent but without the brush marks.


So I added another coat plus the facial features.


And there is our third little pumpkin. Pardon the messy glitter glue on the rim but I was rushing things along with the hair dryer and, well... things happen.



As you can see, each of our triplets has its own personality. The tissue paper guy(bottom) born first, is a bit rustic. The second pumpkin born has an old world glass look to him while the last of our triplets is smooth and almost modern with his frosty opacity.


Even when lit they have subtle but distinct differences. I guess it all comes down to what you have available- just run with it.



The surprise of how it comes out is half the fun!

Thanks for working through this project with me and please stop back again.